The thought of the possibility of me getting a C as an average is making me ill.
If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.
drinking doesnt make you cool
not drinking doesnt make you cool either
you know what makes you cool
having sex with me lets focus on that
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”